Today’s Edition · Est. 2026
Bloatberg
Bloat Index 1,820.32 ▲ +0.23%AGI ETA: 2 yrs (unch. since 2015)
Bloatberg Terminal
  • Bloat Index1,820.32▲ +0.23%
  • Since last CVE 9.0+21 minCVSS 10.0
  • Electron app median420 MB▲ +0.59%
  • node_modules avg1.34 GB▲ +0.52%
  • AI Hype4,767.79▼ −1.87%
  • AGI ETA2 yrsunch. since 2015
  • Since last “X is a scam” post4 minre: the cloud
  • Chat app RAM2.27 GB▲ +1.18%
  • Series A median$42.6M▲ +1.20%
  • GPU wait13 wks▲ +0.91%
  • Since last outage blamed on DNS27 minit was DNS
  • Hello World (React)85 MB▲ +0.61%
  • Vibes66.52▲ +1.07%
  • Layoffs YTD217,261▲ +0.54%
  • Rust rewrites3,228▲ +1.17%
  • JS frameworks9.6▲ per week

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By the Numbers

  • 9Months since a major platform promised to “double down on creators”
  • 11Years the industry’s longest-running “temporary fix” has been in production
  • $0Revenue of the year’s best-funded startup, according to its pitch deck
  • 40Cookie banners required by the latest proposed EU rule, per page

Source: Bloatberg analysis. Figures are not real, which is more than can be said for most.